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王启聪（陈奕迅 饰）和李耀庭（郭富城 饰）是互不认识的重案组探员。聪大大咧咧不修边幅，庭辣手灵敏自命不凡。两个性格各异的警界精英因为一宗案件聚到一起，女警冯宝宝（郑希怡 饰）暂时成为他们的上司。这宗案件由KEN（黄品源 饰）引发，他和女友打算盗窃一件价值连城的珠宝，还商量到手后就隐退江湖。结果却是螳螂捕蝉黄雀在后，他们盗来的宝物被另一伙人看上，他们追杀并捉走了KEN，女友则带着珠宝幸得逃走。她向警方提出要求：她愿意用这条项链，换回KEN的安全回来。警方开始追查绑架KEN的黑帮。其间聪、庭和冯宝宝却意见各异冲突不断。案件的侦破困难重重。

古代有一另类僧人灯草和尚(吴庭饰)参透阴阳五行，以性爱功夫“素女经”闻名于世。某天途经一小镇，巧遇“性”门第一大族白家后人采儿(任港秀饰)，双方均是“性”门高手，二人籍著帮助客栈掌柜回春，不断比拼性爱功夫。掌柜夫人(朱恩珊饰))因不满养女艳芳(朱野纯子饰)姿色胜过自己，找来江湖采花大佟拔迳恕睆妸芳，幸得灯草和尚相救，得以脱离险境，但贞节已不保，此时亦揭发是掌柜夫人从中搅鬼。正当掌柜准备休去妻子时，才发现自己真正所爱是艳芳 ..

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世纪之交，古老的中国正迎来前所未有的巨大变革。老态龙钟的大清王朝摇摇欲坠，六君子的鲜血无法阻止历史车轮的滚动，老北京城的上空风云变幻，波谲云诡。王利发（于是之 饰），北京城内裕泰茶馆的年轻掌柜。他谨记父亲的教诲，体面周全地迎送四方宾客。小小的茶馆内，三教九流各色人等穿梭于此：提笼架鸟哀叹时运的松二爷（黄宗洛 饰）；慨叹国之将亡的刚毅满人秦四爷（郑榕 饰）；一心谋求实业救国的秦仲义（蓝天野 饰）；丧尽天良买卖人口的刘麻子（英若诚 饰）；打算去老婆的庞太监（童超 饰）……你方唱罢我登场，小小茶馆之内演尽世间的沧桑与凄凉……本片根据老舍同名原著改编，并1983年第3届中国电影金鸡奖特别奖、文化部1982年优秀影片奖特别奖。

巴黎热闹的街上，美丽的女子Garance先是认识了演员Frédérick Lemaître，然后又认识了Baptiste Deburau，她还有一个追求者Pierre-François Lacenaire，一个偷东西做些坏事的人。某个夜晚，Baptiste又在酒吧遇见了Garance，他向她表白爱意，Garance也喜欢Baptiste，两人来到Baptiste居住的旅馆。

德拉萨尔寄宿学校里，女教师克里斯蒂娜和丈夫、校长米歇尔·德拉萨尔感情不偕，德拉萨尔平日十分大男子主义，对待他任何妻子也很粗暴。

孙星是一个生活在一个山清水秀的小城镇的无为青年，他每天的生活就是上班回家的两点一线，他热爱动漫、游戏和网络世界，但女人缘非常差，典型的宅男屌丝。由于家庭原因，他和青梅竹马的许倩生活在同一屋檐下，许倩是一个性格直爽、脾气火爆的女生，在生活上，许倩对孙星照顾的无微不至。一次偶然的机遇，孙星救回了一个受伤的女生，在发生了各种事情后发现这位女生竟然是个古代机器人—雨金石神姬，当孙星与神姬结成契约后接踵而来的是各种怪异、麻烦的事件，他的周围出现一些想要致他于死地的人。在神姬的陪伴下，孙星和许倩陆续剥开谜团的面纱，一步一步接近雨金石的真相，却发现着背后有惊人的秘密大阴谋……

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男主角开车去西部，在路上不断遇到形形色色的人，从而引发许多故事。故事背后，人的动物属性和社会属性相互斗争等深层主题，都会在“公路”上演绎出来。

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