女仆大玩家

女仆大玩家

导演:FredOlenRay
地区:美国 

为什么会有人想看这些被洗劫一空的老掉牙的电影,试图表现(糟糕地)到写得糟糕的剧本,而这些剧本实际上是那些认为自己有某种喜剧天赋的人呢?如果我们想看到这些女人赤身裸体,为什么我们不直接上网看看,当她们真的有点吸引人的时候(好吧……从她们身上我们从来没有吸引过她们),她们真的做爱了,而且说话也不会伤到我们的耳朵呢?

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2007
破事儿
彭浩翔用试图他的;破事儿去解释现代人生活中的困惑或出路。功德心Jason(陈冠希饰)在酒吧向美女Shirley(郑融饰)搭讪时说,他其实很有公德心。因为每次小便时他都会用小便顺便将厕所内的粪便残迹冲走,实在帮了清洁工人一个大忙。做节阿富(陈奕迅饰)和慧英(陈逸宁饰)相识一个月后开始同居,令阿富万万没想到的是慧英竟然不赞同婚前性行为。这让每晚和慧英睡在一起的阿富备受煎熬。终于,在一个圣诞节,他和慧英用另一种方式解决了问题。增值阿泽(杜汶泽饰)经常在明哥的介绍下到酒店去p娼,至于明哥是谁,他见都没见过。一次,阿泽经明哥介绍去酒店和一名上海来的女孩(张铮饰)开房,完事后,那女孩请阿泽帮她充值电话卡,只因她听不懂粤语。随后,阿泽来到了女孩常去的宾馆对面的面店吃面,他忽然记挂起那一位来港谋生的上海女孩。尊尼达黄生(金培达饰)是杀手集团的VIP,一次,杀手集团送给了他一张礼券,凭券可免费杀一人,不过免费杀的那个人他们会派杀手学员去杀,以达到实践目的。乐仔(余文乐饰)就是其中一名学员,他被派去谋杀保龄球场经理。关键时刻,乐仔的收工时间到了。大头阿慧学生阿琪(邓丽欣饰)和大头阿慧(钟欣桐饰)是好朋友。车房修理工飞鹰(麦浚龙饰)追求阿慧,阿慧问阿琪意见,阿琪随口就说好,因为她想阿慧拍拖后不会再经常烦她。阿慧就真的拍拖了。随后,阿慧有了飞鹰的孩子,本想向阿琪借钱打掉,阿琪因为要存钱和男友去旅游,就叫阿慧和飞鹰结婚吧。阿慧就真的结婚了。随后阿琪也有了孩子,她的男友不顾而去,剩低阿琪一人做未婚妈妈。而飞鹰和阿慧结婚后,事业青云直上。阿慧成了最幸福的女人。德雅星杂志社员工的阿池(关智斌饰)为了讨女友德雅欢心,向杂志社编辑(谭耀文饰)说谎,把一颗星体的命名权送给了她,自此这颗星正式命名为德雅星。后来移民到德雅星上的居民,为了这个命名,总带著一份宗教性质的原罪感。彷佛这个星球的名字,跟他们的生活空间一样,是透过欺骗而得来的。不可抗力陈教授(陈辉虹饰)和太太(田蕊妮饰)一直过着幸福的生活。最近二人因生活琐事而发生争吵,关系变差。於是他们决定去看心理医生(林海峰饰),解开夫妻关系中的困惑。最后二人发现,即使朝夕相对,彼此间却暗藏着一条很深的鸿沟。
2019
可爱的野人
Here is a big-budget porno film which combines explicit sex with a fable of the wild west. It even has regular Hollywood actor Aldo Ray portraying one of the bad guys. The story involves the schism between cowboys and Indians. Beth Anna is an Indian princess who is teaching in Boston. She returns home to visit her relatives. John Hollabaugh becomes infatuated with her. Meantime, Aldo Ray, Jesse Adams, John Seeman, & Charles Koutz are plotting to stoke the pot of the rivalry to use as a cover for their planned robbery of the stagecoach. This is the basis of the story. What is particularly interesting is the explicit twists and turns of the plot. Indian women are raped by the bad guys; there is an impressive Indian virgin deflowering ceremony; and the good guys try to pick up the pieces of the women who have been defiled. All of these were implied in many, many western movies. This film goes all the way. Does Aldo Ray get to shag anyone? Will John Hollabaugh win the heart (and hand) of Beth Anna? Watch and learn. Why weren't there more films made like this? The answer is easy. Despite higher ticket prices which were charged at adult theatres, this one did not put enough bodies in the seats to cover the higher cost of production. All those extras, the horses, and the locations cost money. It probably took the ancillary market [i.e. home videocassette] for this movie to finally break even. Shadowlyn Neva (Miss Nude America) also appeared with Carol Connors in Erotic Adventures of Candy & Candy Goes to Hollywood. NOTE: This DVD rip has an ugly purple border on the left side of the picture for about half of the running time. Also, this TVX DVD has the quality of an old VHS tape and looks it.